Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?

Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*

by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013

Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.

Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!

by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011

Dancing Ninja

A mysterious 8-bit ninja who dances to "Harder , Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.

Hey, dude, check out this video of the Dancing Ninja that I found on Youtube.

by Hand Of Mod December 26, 2009

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

stinja ninja

a person who is stingy it came from an up and coming singer Tommy

he neva buys the bling bling, hes a stinja ninja

by Alexa April 8, 2005

Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.

We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.

by Ninjabg May 3, 2014