Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers
person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
Get the Monster Tard Powersmug. Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010
Get the flying spaghetti monstermug. A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 4, 2007
Get the Nicky Noodle Monstermug. A star that has a massive penis
by vrmxlice June 11, 2020
Get the meatus monster cockmug. a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010
Get the Waffle House Monstermug. A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).
Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011
Get the Poo Face Monstermug. When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016
Get the Cookie Monster Surprisemug.