Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
by Unsatisfied Cstmr February 26, 2011
Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"
by Lvl 227 March 21, 2010
A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 02, 2007
A fungus that grows in your bucket (smoking device) after many years of smoking. Made mainly from cannabis resin and some kind of mutant mushroom, these delightfull things smell of piss. P.s they only come when you fill a bucket from a river or stream, not clean water.
M. urh man dont suck that bucket its got bucket monsters,
G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.
TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)
G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.
TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)
by Xx_gOfFiC_xX December 19, 2006
A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).
Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
by Big Daddy Finch March 23, 2011
a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
by MsFunnyLady March 04, 2010