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Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.
You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.
by Hecjuice August 21, 2024
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Bill cock scouter

When a woman goes to the bar to scout for potential males who have Benjamin’s to spend and cock to give while buying her free drinks and taking them for all their worth and sucking them dry.
Valentina-Hey scarlet have you seen Cici any where?
Scarlet- yea she’s at piazza scouting for some young new fresh meet

Valentina- oh ok she’s bill cock scouting
Scarlet- yea she’s on the hunt
Valentina- cougar on the prowl

That’s a real bill cock scouter-looking for potential males to pay out buy free drinks and free cocktails
by Vvs_diamonds July 4, 2022
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Bill

The person who is to blame for all of your mistakes
Bill made a real BILL move by using an industrial heat press which he is not qualified to use, nearly burning down the whole facility, resulting in getting me fired.

Thanks bill
by A Jim person August 6, 2020
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blake billing

a gamer freak with a big ego and thinks he is better than every one else and picks on every one because of jealousy
blake billing is a boy with a big ego and frissy hair
by lachy horse racer October 21, 2020
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Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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Bill Nye

Bill Nye is a washed-up deep state stooge pretending to be a scientist, even though he’s just an engineer with a community college degree. He is guilty of being a traitor to the United States by spreading lies, wokeness, and climate propaganda to brainwash children.
Bill Nye has been indoctrinating children with woke lies for decades and is the reason youth are woke now.
by Ihatewokeness420 January 23, 2025
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Buffalo Bills

"The 2017 Cleveland Browns have won as much as the Buffalo Bills have in the Superbowl"
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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