Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016

hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)

They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 8, 2016

Hipster

Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.

Billy is such a hipster.
I wish we could be that Hipster.

by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016

Hipster

They like it before it was cool.

There's a 3/4 chance of a hipster getting bitch slapped tonight.

by cheshire014 August 26, 2016

hipslanker

Something like a faj(vagina)

Guy: Did you see her hipslanker?

Guy2: Yeah it's all over the internet it looks like moldy cheese

by 19.95 November 12, 2016

Hippylycious

When you want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I feel Hippylycious

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

hipster

Originally a hipster was someone who had seen through society's bullshit, or were trying to. Now it's a "lifestyle choice".

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

by Shemp211 December 9, 2016