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face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.
I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.
by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016
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shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...
Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.
by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010
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Do the face

Sometimes when sleeping you may experience a moment of intense sadness and have it manifest in sobbing. You may ask your partner to do the face so that you can better understand the moment in question. This can help you find a moment of catharsis that would better help you overcome whatever past trauma you may have been reliving.
Babe, I was crying in my sleep last night? Can you do the face?
by Guillermo Maximiliano July 12, 2021
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Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.
I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.
by Face humper November 15, 2017
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face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs
He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.
Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.
by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017
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Face Dominator

Its when your partner sits on your face and you can't quite breathe. Can occasionally get nasty if they fart.
Last night my wife got me in a face dominator , she wriggled so hard i thought i was going to get whiplash.
by Volp December 14, 2016
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