Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.

by Aneiz December 28, 2005

Cock Burglar

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.

Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.

by SF September 28, 2004

cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

Cock Smoke

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore.

your a fucking cock smoke.

by 13 March 26, 2003

cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 3, 2003

Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

cock carnivore

A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon

Jake is a cock carnivore.

by John Warner August 18, 2006