A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".
The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.
The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.
Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.
The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.
Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 06, 2011
The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.
This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.
This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.
Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!
During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"
During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.
I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.
by Tom Haranger September 26, 2007
"Grow some balls, ass dick!"
by pookie March 22, 2005
When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
by Master Baterr April 20, 2010
A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.
Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
by your testicles July 25, 2010
Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!
by PersianDeity March 06, 2008