Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
by a not human entity December 19, 2019
Dylan and Emily are great friends.
by Badguyss November 26, 2019
A boy with greenish blueish eyes, brown hair that flips to the left. A Dylan is childish in the good way that makes him hilarious. He’s creative. He’s amazing at drawings and will draw anything for anyone, at anytime. Nobody knows if he’s looking for someone to love at the moment, but there’s definitely one person he’s very close with that is seriously crushing on him. Once a Dylan makes a friend, everyone knows he’ll never lose that friend. A Dylan. A trustworthy guy.
by poop5256 February 10, 2018
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019