balls and ass walking

a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities
person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?
by dasproteus June 06, 2009
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when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking
we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops
by bbobjerryyy11 September 25, 2023
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Dead man walking

US: A death row prisoner on his terminal walk to eternity inherites the unenviable title of 'dead man walking'.
As the prisoner set of for his last walk to the gas chamber the other con's slowly shook there heads from side to side and muttered 'dead man walking'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Fear the walking dead

A wannabe show that will never be as good as the original.
Guy 1-WOW! I love the walking dead. But, wait what is this crap!! Where's Rick and Carl?

Guy 2-Must be Fear The Walking Dead.
by the walking dead addict September 07, 2016
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a walking racist joke

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.
god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke
by clever bob July 14, 2010
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Walking Petri Dish

Someone who gets the Covid-19 vaccine.

According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.

The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.
Richard is fucked. He got the Moderna vaccine and a booster. He's a Walking Petri Dish now and is proliferating the unstoppable spread of Covid-19 in the name of short term convenience. Fuck him, I'm heading to my bunker with my Ivermectin.
by viraltruths September 09, 2021
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Triple Duck Walk

When a woman gets analy pounded by three cocks and then walks like a duck for a week
Why is sally walking like a duck today? Well me and two other guys Triple duck walked her last night
by Bigcock5 April 17, 2016
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