Two quarters and a nickel

Two balls and a dick

Its was like two quarters and a nickel lmfao

by ginehof November 29, 2020

Two Day Recovery

When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.

I might need a two day recovery after that night out.

by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.

Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together

by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020

two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019