Special Surprise

Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.

At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .

Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you

by mrunheardof May 19, 2024

Silent surprise

The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.

David: *farts silently*

Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”

Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread

Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!

by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face

I gave her her great California surprise

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025