taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites

That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!

by tmoney 13rotha May 2, 2009

portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

by Rage July 25, 2008

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

Taco Bell

A fast food joint where the people working their arent teens like the ones that work at the other fast food joints but old people.

Kid #1: "Dude working at a fast food restaurant like when your in high school is cool but not when your 37"

Kid #2: "Yea Taco Bell is where failures work"

by bananapeelz July 12, 2009

taco tease

A female who temps men with sex. All the while, she does not plan on fulfilling the man.

I was making out with that taco tease for an hour, and she didnt even end up giving me head!

by CyBeRkLePtO April 28, 2003

Curry Taco

A person that has facial and skin features resembling a generic Indian and Mexican cross-breed.

Friend #1- "dude I thought you were a mexican."
Friend #2- "no bro he's definitely a Indian."
The Curry Taco- "I hate both of you I'm not Indian or a Mexican and for the record I'm Czechoslovakian."

by The Patty Mack August 13, 2012