taco vendor

a dirty mexican/lebanese terrorist who is an illegal immigrant who is married to one or more men with abnormally small penii and sell tacos on the street for sex with transvestites

That Jeremy over there is such a taco vendor!

by tmoney 13rotha May 03, 2009

portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp June 09, 2007

Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

by Rage November 30, 2005

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004

Curry Taco

A person that has facial and skin features resembling a generic Indian and Mexican cross-breed.

Friend #1- "dude I thought you were a mexican."
Friend #2- "no bro he's definitely a Indian."
The Curry Taco- "I hate both of you I'm not Indian or a Mexican and for the record I'm Czechoslovakian."

by The Patty Mack August 14, 2012

taco tease

A female who temps men with sex. All the while, she does not plan on fulfilling the man.

I was making out with that taco tease for an hour, and she didnt even end up giving me head!

by CyBeRkLePtO April 29, 2003

Taco bells

A slang term for a male's testes, comparing the quality of the mans set of jewels to taco bell food.

Man... he had some gnarly lookin' taco bells!

by mamabearwhiskey April 24, 2009