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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022
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Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?
Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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No phone No bone

Said at a poker table when people are using their phone at a bad time, especially during a hands and bets.
“Jace using is using his phone and the bet is now to him.”
Trey: “Smacks the phone out of his hand” and says “No phone no bone n*****”
by Rubberize July 1, 2023
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Phone

What ur mom blames everything on
me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!
by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024
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