Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.

Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.

by xPeteyx December 18, 2008

Onion Rings

Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme

'Onion Rings'

by Zebraman77 October 30, 2023

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Yorkshire Ring

When you are three knuckles deep with your Nottingham fingers located approximately 10 miles south of Leeds.

Man last night I had a proper Yorkshire ring

by Younghansolo July 25, 2022