Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

Road sex

The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.

We were doing triple digits while having road sex

by Addison Buchanan December 12, 2022

Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

Damn girl you got a road map ass.

by Scorpyon November 29, 2023

Road rodeo

When you recline your drivers seat all the way and a girl is riding you reverse-cowgirl while she is steering and you’re operating the pedals.

Met at a girl at the bar - she road rodeo’ed me all the way home.

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.

This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023