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Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
by Feckinhec June 28, 2019
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Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.
Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.
by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008
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Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.
Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.
by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008
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Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010
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ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.
My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.
by Kenzraig February 7, 2014
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Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011
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retro ninja

when you're a 2d ninja in a retro game killing zombies
bro lets play retro ninja
by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
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