flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

Nicky Noodle Monster

A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.

The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.

by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 4, 2007

meatus monster cock

A star that has a massive penis

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”

by vrmxlice June 11, 2020

Poo Face Monster

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011

Waffle House Monster

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.

Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

by MsFunnyLady March 4, 2010

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

bucket monster

A fungus that grows in your bucket (smoking device) after many years of smoking. Made mainly from cannabis resin and some kind of mutant mushroom, these delightfull things smell of piss. P.s they only come when you fill a bucket from a river or stream, not clean water.

M. urh man dont suck that bucket its got bucket monsters,

G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.

TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX December 20, 2006