Jonnywag

To strike or be striked with a liquor bottle over the head

Jonny was Jonnywag'd last night.
I'm going to Jonnywag him at that party tommorow.

Jonnywag by Calgary Slang April 4, 2012

Jonny 

Bit of a twat.

Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep

Jonny by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018

johny 

someone who steals something and then lies about it

"God, he stole sugar and lied about eating it, he's such a Johny"

johny by betergang4lyfe September 1, 2018

Jonny 

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

Jonny by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018

Dear Johnned 

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

Dear Johnned by SammyBree July 21, 2013

The Jonny Depp 

When you're 3 fingers deep in her arse and she doesn't say stop...

I just had to do the jonny depp on my wife

The Jonny Depp by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

Johnno 

A very sweet, sensitive guy who is also a talented disco queen.

Also, a good Catholic boy who helps old ladies to cross the street.

Look at that Johnno helping the old lady.

That guy dances like a Johnno.

Johnno by Your sponsor February 3, 2010