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Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.
Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.
by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023
mugGet the Jewsmug.

Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.
No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.
by chewcyees December 22, 2023
mugGet the Counterfeit Jewmug.

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.
by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016
mugGet the jewish jewmug.

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018
mugGet the Fountain Jewingmug.

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
mugGet the bagle eating jewmug.

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.
by Leixx January 14, 2025
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Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'
Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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