While having sex, dip your dick in canola oil, set it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices.
Please note: It is recommended that you have an escape plan, as the recipient will scream in pain.
Please note: It is recommended that you have an escape plan, as the recipient will scream in pain.
by Gamer_gorl May 27, 2019
Get the Fire Dragon Roarmug. A delightful drink inspired by George R.R. Martin's epic fantasy series.
One shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey dropped into a pint of Smirnoff Ice. Best to drink quickly.
Popular among teenaged fans who spend most of their time on the internet.
One shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey dropped into a pint of Smirnoff Ice. Best to drink quickly.
Popular among teenaged fans who spend most of their time on the internet.
by MeatyPie April 17, 2015
Get the A Shot of Ice and Firemug. SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010
Get the Human Fire Hydrantsmug. A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'
meant.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'
meant.
I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!
by Collin Miller July 20, 2003
Get the my pants are on firemug. A type of prank or social psychology experiment. The prankster or experimenter acts out a false authority to induce nearby unsuspecting subjects to go along with one or more pointless activities.
In The Illuminatus Trilogy (novels by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea), character Simon Moon carries out a Bavarian fire-drill.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the Bavarian fire-drillmug. 
Get the fire you upmug. A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."
Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.
Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.
Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.
Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.
Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.
by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015
Get the Dakota Fire Holemug.