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Facebook War 

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.
Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.
Facebook War by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

Facebook Valkyrie

When you notice yourself losing connecting with people over Facebook; no comments, posts, or messages. You attempt to regain your dwindling friendships by commenting, posting, or messaging everyone on your news feed, in an attempt to let them know you are alive, and still their friend.

*Valkyrie term is referencing "call of duty:black ops" it is a form of reinforcement. In a Facebook Valkyrie you are reinforcing your friendships, by bombing everyone with comments, posts, and/or messages.
Jill:"hey, everyone at school says they barely hear from you now"
Jack:"ahh, dont worry about it, i'll call in a Facebook Valkyrie, and they'll all be fine."
Jil:"okay cool"

Facebook Story 

A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.
Facebook Story:

OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
Facebook Story by northshore09 December 15, 2012

Facebook beg 

A Facebook beg is someone who is thirsty for likes and compliments on photos and status', he/she would write a description on the photo that would bring attention to they're selvs
*girl uploads a picture and she looks pretty*

Girl: "like omg why am I so ugly? Like my photo if you think in pretty"

Normal person: "stop being such a Facebook beg"
Facebook beg by 2s4ss4u March 2, 2014

Facebook-Feminist 

When the true ideology of a noble concept is perverted and manipulated by unintelligent, moronic, man-hating pea-brains in a hypocritical manner. The end result is a completely different ideology that represents sexism towards men as opposed to the equal opportunity credo it represents. These ideas are largely spread on Facebook in the form of poorly typed articles, shared posts, and written statements of "rape culture" and "#whyineedfeminism".
Judy posted an article on Facebook talking about wage disparity. What a Facebook-Feminist!
Facebook-Feminist by fudgeyew November 12, 2014

Facebook drama queen 

Facebook drama queens can come in the form of a male or female. A drama queen is someone who seeks attention by publically posting their most personal problems. They can be found hanging out on all posts which involve slight altercations, even if everyone else on the post is 10 years their minor and it's slightly unconfrotable. Queens let off mating calls (facebook tags) to fellow queens when they have found something they belive they can turn into a drama. Drama queens are renkowned for leading dull and unfulfilling lives so they embarrasses themselves publically to create something to talk about. Queens above the age of 20 still clinging on to a place as a drama queen are known as social retards. They embaress themselves with no thought for the humilation they could cause their kid, parent or partner. They never feel the emotional state of embarrassment and therefore become confused thinking that people are impressed by their shows. It is thought a lack of love, job or social life causes the boredom which leads to their public emotional break downs.
Facebook drama queen:
Person 1: Jenny hasn't got laid in years.
Person 2: Really? She doesn't have a job.
Person 3: Oh, is that why she's got the time to post indirect statues about her ex?
Facebook drama queen by Craycray1 January 20, 2015