d-railing

Text messaging an ex ad nauseum during a night of heavy drinking and finding out what you said in the morning when you scroll through your messages.

Every time I get loaded, I send text messages to my ex in an attempt to entice him or to get an invite for a booty call. I always regret it in the morning, but cannot seem to stop myself, thereby d-railing any progress I have made to separate myself from the relationship.

by Joluca February 14, 2006

D-Bag

Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people

Dude, your being a total d-bag...

by HooZen October 9, 2006

36 of D

seven of nine

seven of nine

by trunks February 8, 2004

Mickey D

Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.

I'm off for a Mickey D

by Amelia Jensen March 21, 2008

d stand

passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore

David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?

Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo

by David Andersen January 22, 2008

C.J.'d

Taking a container of food, milk, juice, or soda, consuming the contents, and putting the empty container back in the fridge. Named for a confused, troubled lad in the South Texas area.

I thought we had enough sour cream to make some great quesadillas, but then I found out it had been C.J.'d.

by iapianoman October 5, 2008

CI(:{D)

A Mexican smiley, whom happens to be wearing a sombrero.

Much more classy than the :{D emoticon

I saw this mexican guy wearing a sombrero he totally looked like CI(:{D)

by Kristin&Dennis December 4, 2009