Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.

Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.

by Gooch84 January 23, 2021

Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.

Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.

by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020

Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.

"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"

by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020

Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.

she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"

by alrighty then... February 11, 2021

chodenado

A phallic shaped fluffy cloud on a sunny day.

That cloud looks like a chodenado

by IrishFyre February 25, 2021

Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)

You have a fat chode

by anonymous March 8, 2021