Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Canadian Snowstorm

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.

by PCVicePrinciple April 24, 2020

Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.

“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”

by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019

Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.

"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."

by troll2009 June 7, 2025

Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadians

Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns. Really nice, like hockey.

John:liberals should become Canadians.
Sean:Why?
John: Because they're Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns.

by Anti-Virgin April 26, 2019