the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.
During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.
by Shpoiken April 28, 2005
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Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.
by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016
Get the cheek fucker mug.A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.
by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
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Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."
Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."
by Jonan2012 January 19, 2011
Get the Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks mug.When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.
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