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Alabama Sandwich

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.
I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!
by qt49 June 17, 2021
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Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.
*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!
by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021
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Alabama kiss

An Alabama kiss is the act of kissing your partner and proceeding to spit form down the back of their throat
Caught Melinda off guard last night and gave her an Alabama kiss

Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast
by Siege of Society July 24, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Alabammin

When you live and Alabama and are bammin your cousin on the down low
“Bro this Carson dude i’m talking to is alabammin his cousin bruh”
by Madi6alvan October 27, 2021
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Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
by itslinacolada November 1, 2021
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