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Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
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Dick

A boys but we’re he shits and ears it from

Fuck this
My dick is in meh sis’s moth
by Jack_1978 October 20, 2018
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Dick

When your mom and dad have intercourse this is what happens this is what your dad put in while your mom is pregnant with the child and that’s how everything works life is what designs this this is what runs all male genitals
My dicks bigger than yours
by Make dog October 20, 2018
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
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no dick energy

a guy who doesn’t treat his girl right, cheats on her/him, has a weak personality, and brings down others to feel better about himself. overuses swearwords in a bad context. usually very pale.
Jesus, her boyfriend has no dick energy”.
by 5midanocpued October 21, 2018
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Dick face

Dick face is what you call people when someone is being a cunt
by Cassiusisgay October 22, 2018
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Noodle dick

A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.
by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018
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