by bewsyboi May 6, 2022
Get the dirty halen mug.The act of jizzing on your pillow then scraping it off with a vacuum sucker and placing inside a BLT sandwich, feeding it to the nearest homeless person, then telling them it was just expired mayo.
by Bill Horsecock May 6, 2022
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Get the Dirty Faith mug.by dinodied May 6, 2022
Get the Dirty Hi mug.dirty zelig is when a young man who wanks into his bong before smoking it,then cries over anime porn whilst crying to his lesbian girlfriend about his baby legs!!
by Lady Night hawk May 7, 2022
Get the dirty zelig mug.David: “Dirty halden later?”
Dwight: “Heck yes, I wanna shoot a shot in your mouth while I’m riding”
Dwight: “Heck yes, I wanna shoot a shot in your mouth while I’m riding”
by Hai Yuki May 7, 2022
Get the Dirty Halden mug.When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
by elsbeth May 8, 2022
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