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Child Bride

A bride that is a child
by 459395 April 23, 2023
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Sucker Child

A child born in a situation where one of the parents did not know or want the child to be conceived. A woman may become pregnant and/or have a child without using contraceptive knowingly or without telling the father they are having their baby until it is born thus able to demand support for the child.
"He's broke because he spends all his money supporting that sucker child"
by Gigantic Dark October 30, 2011
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CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)
by the one and only child October 21, 2021
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Child

Leo Filippello
Leo Filippelo acted like a child when he ran away from his feeling being hurt
by Leoisachild February 6, 2021
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phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
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child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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