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Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.
Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.
Drinking water by Vibe central February 7, 2022

ass water 

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.
after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
ass water by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
Naked Water Dance by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

gay water 

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.
Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"
gay water by CJHant22 May 11, 2016

hotdog water 

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.
These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.
hotdog water by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

pee water 

weak light beer with little taste
"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."
pee water by pikepat January 12, 2008