organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

by johnnypockets January 12, 2022

whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022

Reverse Tooth fairy

A sexual position where one partner is tied up and is in slightly levitating stance, riding the other partner similar to the reverse cowgirl.

“Man me and my girl last night tried the reverse tooth fairy.”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through….”

by Urlocalsimp69 February 20, 2022

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

Dick tooth

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.

Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.

by ladislav77 March 9, 2022