Brickies thumb

And abnormally large clitoris

Dude, I hooked with this chick last night. Should have seen her clit! It was like a brickies thumb

by Butchylad April 8, 2023

coco thumb

When mj drinks coconut water after eating cat food

Coco thumb means the act of sticking ur finger in ur prison wallet after eating cat food

by RALPACHEZ May 10, 2023

Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.

Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster

by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023

Black Thumb

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

Grr thumb

The inability of the thumb to function properly after completing 78 laps on Monaco in F1 game with a controller.
Usually lasts for 5 minutes.

Why did you get a 10s penalty for corner cutting, is it your grr thumb?

by Nuttella_maker October 21, 2023

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024