teresa

THUNDERCUNT that thinks smart good looking guys are fucktards

Teresa is such a thundercunt!

by FUCKTARTED October 1, 2017

Teresa

Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.

This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.

Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.

have babies in Mexico

by Tati fucking rocks your face. October 18, 2008

Teressa

A annoying girl who had a witch nose . And is tall and ugly and has some talent .

Ew do you see teressa

Ya she smells bad

by Hbehhehehehheheheb December 12, 2019

Theresa

Someone who like to push her friend down the stairs but is overall a caring person

Theresa likes Mariano 😂😂😂

by Karenisatiktokernow June 24, 2020

Theresa

theresa is the worst person you will ever talk to she only wants herself to be happy she doesnt care about anyone else she will use anyone to make herself happy and she doesnt care about what happens to you

she also thinks that she is your boss even though she is not

that girl is the worst her name must be Theresa

by abuteez November 22, 2021

Theresa/Tres

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't reveal how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!

I don't think I'd find someone as amazing as Theresa/Tres

by Roland 7E November 2, 2022

teresa

A white girl who thinks that she is a "G" when in reality she is a cheap whore who lets herself be moterboated in the back of a pickup truck ...

"Damn girl, i can't believe you were such a teresa last night with that dirty red neck from the club."

by Jak ... January 2, 2009