vampire diaries sexual

Vampire diaries sexual is when your only attracted to the male/and or female characters of TVD and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with that character.

Bro she’s a vampire diaries sexual she will never date you

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Doing well sexually

A term coined by the one and only Tyan Booth, this simple but effective set of words can be closely linked to "pussy and views" this indicates to other men of culture that pussy is simply not a problem for the individual discussed.

I seen Chris Eubank Snr aka English last night with another new women, that's the 18th this month!!

Yea, Chris Eubank Snr doing well sexually

by Biggooch81 December 16, 2021

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

lame-o-sexual

Lamer than lame, an ultimate low. Unworthy of life

Susie's hoop earrings and crimped hair made her look like a lame-o-sexual 80's reject.

by Lisa January 18, 2005

private list sexual

A person who does not like boys in general nor girls in general but likes certain people in a sexual way. Liking boys/girls could mean liking a really gross person ie. the private listing.

Girl 1: So, are you gay or straight or bi?
Girl 2: Neither, I'm a private list sexual.

by Her Evilness May 24, 2005

signals of sexual frustration

intensified and overly anxious actions caused by a lack of sex

Mary's constant bitchiness are signals of sexual frustration

by Greg Pooganus December 19, 2003

Genocidal Maniac Sexual

Excusing yourself from murdering someone, usually a group of people, because of your fictional sexuality.

You see officer, I didn’t actually kill them illegally. I’m a Genocidal Maniac Sexual, so that makes it okay and as such relieves me from serving potential years of time in a federal prison

by GingerManWithSpectacles July 3, 2021