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false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.
by kollo July 24, 2025
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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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Tikka Paneer Trainwreck

Tikka Paneer Trainwreck
(noun)

The dirtiest manoeuvre ever conceived, banned in five boroughs and three gurdwaras. Begins in a Slough bedsit when Amrit microwaves a tray of Tesco’s Tikka Paneer Ready Meal till it’s bubbling like lava, then pours the scalding curry straight down Jatinder’s crack. Meanwhile, Lovepreet’s got a naan wrapped round his cock like a condom, railing him so hard the curry splashes onto the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Parmjit’s on the side, scooping the paneer cubes out with two fingers and shoving them into Harinder’s mouth, who’s gagging but chewing like it’s communion. Halfway through, Jaspreet pukes into the curry tray from the smell — only for Daljit to stir it back in and keep going, chanting “extra sauce, bruv.”

By the end, the room looks like a tandoori war crime — orange splatters everywhere, someone’s foreskin fused to a naan, and the stench of tikka, ass, and trauma seeping into the carpets.
Example in a sentence:
“Bro, I thought they were just heating up dinner — walked in on a full Tikka Paneer Trainwreck, Harinder gagging on curry cubes while Lovepreet fucked him with a naan sheath.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin
I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy March 12, 2011
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riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
by dghost September 7, 2011
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slice of pine

Hey William! I forgot my notebook, can I borrow a slice of pine?
by delect12 October 23, 2013
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new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike
Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine
by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014
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