Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

go ninja

hoping that no one is aware you are around-

trying to go about your business undetected, as if you are invisible...

I think I'll go ninja until my love bite goes away.

by blonde rendition May 28, 2016

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016

Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.

Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!

by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012