Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD
"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*
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Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany
Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash
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Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument
person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord
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Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome
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Literally a physicotic mastermind. SIKE he is a very cute boy
Jordan is so crazy, I just love him!
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Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
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The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.
Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
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