hand slamwich

Yet another name for a high five.

hey bra, give me a hand slamwich!!!

by mikejenn1 October 21, 2012

hand nude

a hand nude is a hand without skin.

dude: “bro, send me hand nudes”
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*

by iwanturpepeteaknightcookie February 7, 2022

Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013