Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Curious Hands

Hands wanting to touch ones' privates.

I had curious hands in the shower yesterday.

by Annoymous667 December 10, 2013

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.

"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"

by Johnny Clemz December 9, 2008

Random Hand

A Random Hand is a hand caught in a photo:

1. that doesn't appeared to be attached to an arm

2. that is doing something unspeakable

Joe "Dude, great party last night"

Liam "Yeah, did you see the random hand photo?"

Joe "Yep, she'll regret that later"

by GianniMarchisioUnoDueTre December 18, 2011

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013