it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
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The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "
by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021
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Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021
Get the Bang it with a hammer mug.A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
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Get the Silk and Hammer mug.When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories
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