cap the fag

A short version of saying capture the flag.

Person 1: "Ayo fam you tryna play cap the fag?"
Person 2: "Bet"

by Joseph24689 August 15, 2017

Fag-Lonely

Shmo Boy who is gonna get beat in that basketball tourney

Sean: Time for me to cause a bit of controversy, Cause i'm gonna beat you in that basketball tourney, You Fag-Lonely

by fatretarp December 18, 2018

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022