dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

dry sock

a cum sock that has been left to dry for too long

fuck man i forgot to clean my clothes, now i am gonna get a dry sock.

by sdmy name May 10, 2017

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.

It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

by demon71 August 11, 2010

Dry Docking

When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.

Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.

by Glen_The_Gay_Apache_Helicopter November 27, 2017