Swamp Donkey 

1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.

2. Antithesis of everything good.

Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?

Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.

Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.

Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?

Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.

Swamp Donkey by Trollerbynight February 26, 2011

ropey donkey 

maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.

man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.

ropey donkey by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

Swamp Donkey 

noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.

Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."

Swamp Donkey by Danatsams January 28, 2013

Honky Donkey 

The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.

Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief

If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.

(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).

Honky Donkey by ImbredCorpulentCracker July 2, 2017

Double Donkey Punch 

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.

Double Donkey Punch by cameron May 3, 2004

mark of the swamp donkey 

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

mark of the swamp donkey by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

going down the donkey trail 

When a heterosexual woman is ready to take the plunge and go down on another woman.

Jessica said even though she enjoys strip clubs, she's not ready for going down the donkey trail.

going down the donkey trail by Leo VaJJ March 29, 2011