uriphoning

a mixture of talking on the phone while having a wizz

man-whats that noise?
2nd man-sorry,but you rang while im having a wee!
man-thats disgusting!
2nd man-shit happens
man-you taking a dump too??

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

ropey donkey

maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.

man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

bossmanhugo

a god,a living legend.a king among men

look at him there,he's a bossmanhugo.jesus.i'd sure like to fuck him!

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

broken biscuits

a term meaning 'all is not good'.when something goes wrong it can be described as broken biscuits.also meaning unwell,like a ropey donkey

man,threw my girlfriend at the wall and now she looks like broken biscuits

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

egg-noggin

meaning a woman on her period

sorry love,we cant fuck tonight,i'm egg-noggin

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

nuggy

when people lay their jobs onto someone,the stupid person who agrees to do it is a nuggy.a person to pick on.got something you dont want to do?like cleaning the shit out of the toilet or picking the crusty's off an old womans flange?get the nuggy to do it.he wants to be popular and have mates so badly he'll gladly do it if he thinks you can be mates afterwards.

Hey gunther,come over here and clean my cesspit in the backgarden,i've only got a sponge and no gloves or mask,but you'll do it for a 'mate',wont you

by bossmanhugo January 03, 2005

holder

the term maening to fart in bed and hold your girlfriends head under the blanket until she eventually stops moving

man,i did a holder on leanne last night and she aint moved since.think i'd best call an ambulance.damn that strong vindaloo

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005