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smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
smurf cream by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
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Ice Cream 

A term used in place of making out, often used by the homies, giving different flavors to each girl they have kissed and/or made out with.
“Aye bro, you get some ice cream last night?!”
“Hell yea she was a cookies and cream!0
Ice Cream by Handoggy September 10, 2020

Crispy Cream 

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
Crispy Cream by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Boston Cream Pie 

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter
Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.
Boston Cream Pie by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Cherry Cream Soda 

I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames
I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
*sings Bury the Light*

Oh look it's Cherry Cream Soda
Cherry Cream Soda by Corkyaaaaa December 28, 2020

Orange Cream sickle

Cut both end of a orange off, impale erect penis inside of orange until it is through and through and have significant other jack you off with orange while giving you a blowjob until the orange cream explodes.
Grab some oranges from the store so I can give you a orange cream sickle later