Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

Vacation Baby

A person who is deep in vacation mode with no concept of time, does whatever they feel like when they feel like it in the sweetest, most preciouslike (aka babylike) ways.

A vacation baby does things that include, but are not limited to: showering excessively, going pantless for days, overfeeding the pets, continual alcohol intake and happy hours, bikes up and down oceanfront properties, getting your car towed in Malibu, etc

by vacabaybay69 March 29, 2013

Eddie baby

One of the most cringe songs alive

Eddie baby..

by Perry’s August 28, 2022

Dryer baby

When your parents full send yeet the you in the dryer

You’re a fucking DRYER BABY

by Bigalmac August 4, 2019

Billy Baby

A sexual act in which you have to take a hit from a bong whilst doing doggy-style, and blow the smoke inside the vagina and then proceed to ejaculate inside the vagina.

“Ay Damo I did the Billy Baby on me girl last night”

“You’re fucked up cunt”

by Not an Australian April 2, 2021

baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019