Ass Plunderer 

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

Ass Plunderer by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

Ass nard 

Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.

I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!

Ass nard by Mike and Scott November 14, 2004

ass-fro

copious amounts of hair on your ass

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.

ass-fro by d July 27, 2003

ass magnet 

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

ass magnet by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Ass-Quake 

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

Ass-Quake by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

ass tickler 

having ones ass licked, tickled or bitten

I got an ass tickler last night

ass tickler by John A. Mcdooshbag December 26, 2008

ass fumes 

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.

Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...

ass fumes by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008