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re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 6, 2011
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broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020
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Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020
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Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass
by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020
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Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)
1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass
by HonduranBang August 17, 2022
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Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.
by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022
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kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.
.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass
by skengdzo June 2, 2021
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