The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
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Get the Bombay wank mug.A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
Get the joy wank mug.When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
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Get the mojo wank mug.As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.
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