Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

Rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

The rocks block the rock-pee from the ceiling above.

by Sculkborn August 17, 2024

French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum

Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay

by cumfaert August 5, 2021

pee

comes out of the urethra and is normally a light yellow or even clear colour. can be very dark if the person is dehydrated or has a medical condition.

Kat pees a lot. Maybe she's drinking lots of water?

by hawu March 14, 2018

Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers

“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”

by Shmells January 19, 2023

Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020

Vinn-Pee

Vinn-Peeing is a technique in which you contort your body in a way that makes it easier for the user to properly aim their fountain of piss to collide with a partner’s urethra, possibly in a ritual of sorts.

Good morning, my love. Shall we get started on our morning Vinn-Pee?

Yes, my darling. Drop the skirt and proceed with the Vinn-Pee.

by coolskeleton94 February 3, 2025